D MESS COMMITTEE

bk wdout ny bang,sounds really cheesy. nw cmng to d pt. take one redundant advise frm me if u r a grl n finds ur carrer in manager , join yashodra bhavan fr 1 yr rigorous training as an unpaid trainee nd if lucky dn followng 3 yrs as M.T. M.I. which wl provide u wd gross experience of managing d wide netwrk ,commonly known as mess committee in d girls hostel.

so as being d frst yr we were assigned d duties i.e. dinner checkng, lunch checkng, brkfst checkng, vegetable chckng,tea chckng n d most imp of all RATION CHCKNG n not to frgt other cmmittees-cleanliness committee, bthroom committee,corridoor committtee, CRcommittee, medical committee , generator committee(i hd told u a wide ntwrk reallly wide like dt ofMAHABHARATA CHAKRAVU IN WHICH U CN ENTER BT DON NO D WY OUT) .SO WHERE WS I, we were assigned duties jst after we cm bk after diwali , FRST YR KI CALL LAGI H ,HALL ME JALDI AAO, ARRE YAAR JALDI KRO,"keh dene mai so rhi hoon",,"oh meri toh tabiyat kharab h",, " hamara electrical sem h hm nhi jayange", " yaar kya h pehle mandal sir preshan krte h phir call mein jaon yeh log padne kyo nhi dete","hm toh director sir se keh denge saari call hall meh hi kyon lagti hain, hm hall meh nhi rahenge"

So we were in hall, 3RD YR MAM SCREAMED " ITNI DER KAHA LAGTI H TUMHE 3RD YR PHLE AA JTA H YE BAAD ME AATE H, YAAR INKI RAGGNG NHI HUI TO SIR PER CHAD GAYE H"(i wonder wdout raggng we were so much harrassed , d species-SENIORS is strange) . dn senior mam said strt countng 1 2 3 4.......... 47. BS KITNE LOG HO TUM FRST YR ME , BATAO ,LO YEH BI NHI PTA 3 MAHINE HO GYE AUR.....blah blah blah , MERA NAAM PTA H , LO KISIKO MERA NAAM PTA H YA NHI, so mny hands were raised, as if all raised hnds were mockng at me, tears strtd rollng down ( ds is wht i m best at) .

so after much drama half an hr later dy remembrd y dy hd called us, so mass duties strted ,yes mess duties being assigned to masses , RATION COMMITTEE apne aap willingly aage aajao nhi to hm bulate h , haa tum picche green me haa aao aur tum , .............. n thus all students were one by one called , i ws very hapy till dn nobdy calld me bt shit BRAND CIVILIANS mam said ,civil aaga aao n i ws assigned dinner chckng , my mind went into one of d weirdest of drems : i ws mkng rotis wd mess wrkrs fr dinner, i cursed me fr living in hostel n really i ws so agitated dt i culd burn all d localites wd my eyes fr dy r alwys saved.

NEXT DAY

at dot 6:45 pm , i rushed to mess wd ma frnd , bt wt i see dr , secnd yr mam dr nd she said couldnt u cm earlier , kaam krna seekh jaao .. bt no probs we entered d mess dn checkd d food ... nt bad . bt salt ws less , we asked one of d wrkrs to add salt , he laughed nd said "thik h ' n strtd laughng.( im tellng u its easier to make a pact wd pakistan bt makng mess wrkrs do wt u wnt is no easy task)

let me tell u dt if u waaa cm in ma hostel try fr CR , GENERATOR, CLEANLINESS committes fr dy do nthng .....

i wont name medical committee bcoz nw i m in dt committtee n if i say i don do nythng ,those seniors who wl read ds wl surely nt entertain ds........( i m really clever)

so i thnk u r nw well furnished abt mess committee dt u cn write even a thesis on dt..

so bye-bye

tk cr

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